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How do I achieve thick, straight, and shiny hair? Right now my hair is very dry, dead, poofy, fine, and a yucky mix between wavy and straight. How do I add volume and make my hair more straight?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 11:42

How do I achieve thick, straight, and shiny hair? Right now my hair is very dry, dead, poofy, fine, and a yucky mix between wavy and straight. How do I add volume and make my hair more straight?

OK, 3 things

If you answered ‘dry’ to question #2 this is why your hair looks the way you describe it.

what does your hair look like after you wash it?

What is that one moment in your life when you felt "I am awesome"?

It you answered ‘curly’ to question #1

When do you detangle/brush it?

How do you claim to have ‘poofy’ hair and yet still wish to add volume?

Should parents force their kids to go to school when they are sick?

Then, you can go about finding ways to straighten it, otherwise, you'll just hate that too

#3 was really rhetorical. You can't hate what your hair is and simultaneously wish for it to be moreso.

Stop brushing your hair dry and treat it the way curly hair needs to be treated, with moisture, cool water, dignity and respect.

Have you ever really seen aliens or UFOs by yourself? Can you share your experience?

You. Have. Curly. Hair.

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